(S)Wellington Lake, CO

Steps to kill a christmas polar bear

Step 1.
Mapquest where Christmas polar bears live in
the summer time. (cough... lil' bers backyard)

Step 2.
Spot Christmas polar bear.

Step 3.
Shoot that motha fuckin' polar bear.

Step 4.
Fuck the shit out of that polar bear!

Step 5.
Let that polar bear know whose da BITCH!

huh?

David Altmejd at the MCA

A Lot of Funny Faces ;)

What to do when you feel strange.

Just look at this face!

Watch some random girls do the
bush push.

Then take a picture while your friend
is standing next to them.

Take a body shot off this guy.

Find out something even more strange. That your brothers
have matching bruises.

Listen to some good music under some
soiled sheets.

Play in some bean bags.

Get hit by a car. OH WAIT... don't do that.

Party with this girl.